I think lists can be amusing so here it goes.....
Adult-A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
Beauty Parlor-Aplace where women curl upand dye
Dust-Mud with the juice squeezed out
Egotist-Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
Gossip-A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage
Handkerchief-Cold storage
Inflation-Cutting the money in half without damaging the paper
Mosquito-An insect that makes you like flies better
Raisin-a grape with sunburn
Secret-Something you tell to one person at a time
Tomorrow-One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
Yawn-An honest opinion openly expressed
Wrinkles-Something other people have, you have character lines