You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...

• Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
• You don't tan, you roast.
• You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
• You introduce your spouse as your "Coffeemate."
• Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
• You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
• Your lifes goal is to "amount to a hill of beans."
• You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
• You're employee of the month at the local coffeehouse & you don't even work there.